You think I´m a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn´t respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it´s not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I´ll never play football like I wanted to. I´ll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I´ll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I´m not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who´ll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don´t want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven´t put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!