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DrLivo
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:36 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

Now, you post whores might be wondering what this topic is all about..but in fact it is to congratulate Dirty, Cmac and Pain to their newly promoted positions

Dirty...well done on becoming the Secetary-General of the Fudge-packers union of the USA. Lets hope you can exude your specialist skills in 'milf whoring' to extreme effect within the FPU (Fudge packers Union)

Cmac...Congratulations on becoming the President of the PPU (Poo punchers Union). Lets hope your 'poo spaming' skills are put to great use across the entire PPU, cos god lordy, plenty of potential out where you come from

And finally...PAIN!

Yes, it is true. Pain has become the new Director General for the Secretariat of National Fudge Packing Workers Collective of Greater Britain and Northern Ireland. (NFPWC for UK and N.Ireland). Pain's expertise is mainly in the lube-lard market, where his chief 'developmental engineer', Gunslut, has been coming up with novel and interesting formulations for the all important EU market.

Congratulations fellas...im proud of the lot of you.

LOL

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Brybag
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:38 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

lol livos on get ready for shitstorm of posts. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:44 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

please no livo i cant read all of your lagit posts anymore they to long each post is a paragraph and there are liek 40 of them

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ColonelMustang
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:59 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

LoL? Livo where the fuck is this coming from? rofl when u post i don't think its EVER positive...

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cmac
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:18 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

He is trying to get in on the bashing. We have been riding Livo pretty hard these days and he needs to fight back. Next time I get done Poo Punching you Livo, I will wipe the mess.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:41 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

he he pain is a cockfag Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:16 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

bry ur a vietcon faglet but livo is just hurting so much i see

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DirtyMcNasty
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:34 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

DrLivo wrote:
Now, you post whores might be wondering what this topic is all about..but in fact it is to congratulate Dirty, Cmac and Pain to their newly promoted positions

Dirty...well done on becoming the Secetary-General of the Fudge-packers union of the USA. Lets hope you can exude your specialist skills in 'milf whoring' to extreme effect within the FPU (Fudge packers Union)

Cmac...Congratulations on becoming the President of the PPU (Poo punchers Union). Lets hope your 'poo spaming' skills are put to great use across the entire PPU, cos god lordy, plenty of potential out where you come from

And finally...PAIN!

Yes, it is true. Pain has become the new Director General for the Secretariat of National Fudge Packing Workers Collective of Greater Britain and Northern Ireland. (NFPWC for UK and N.Ireland). Pain's expertise is mainly in the lube-lard market, where his chief 'developmental engineer', Gunslut, has been coming up with novel and interesting formulations for the all important EU market.

Congratulations fellas...im proud of the lot of you.

LOL


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KMApain
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:49 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

dickless!

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HoChiMinh
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:02 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

cockfag not my fault england is no longer world power Very Happy
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Dozey
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:36 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

Cmac - LMAO

I think Livo needs to stop fucking his right hand and find a woman .... and Livo "inflatable Ingrid" that lives under your bed doesnt count!

muhahahahahahahaha

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:29 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

Dozey wrote:


muhahahahahahahaha


EVIL MUCH Question Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:59 pm Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

Nice, LOL

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DrLivo
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:38 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

Dozey wrote:
Cmac - LMAO

I think Livo needs to stop fucking his right hand and find a woman .... and Livo "inflatable Ingrid" that lives under your bed doesnt count!

muhahahahahahahaha


Really dozey? So in between fucking the local hippo ho (He likes his women so fat, they could feed half of africa), you come onto this website and write a nice 'witty, funny, piece' hrmm?

BULLSHIT MATE!!

Dont you have a brain fart on this website pommy!

You emitting enough green house emissions to put the worldwide temperature up by a few degrees celcius.

P.S. Stop confusing me with gunslut...i have no 'inflatable ingrid'...typical pommy

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TheGodson
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:59 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

KMApain wrote:
bry ur a vietcon faglet but livo is just hurting so much i see


Who started using "faglet" first, you or gunny?

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:12 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

gunny did then i started using it on pain and now i guess hes using it Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:22 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

Damn you just ruined my joke...LOL =(

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:20 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

what were u going to say

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:50 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

It was gonna be something to the effect of gunny and pain being gay, but I guess that is a bit overplayed...

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:32 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

Dozey wrote:
Cmac - LMAO

I think Livo needs to stop fucking his right hand and find a woman .... and Livo "inflatable Ingrid" that lives under your bed doesnt count!

muhahahahahahahaha


Thank you Dozey and back at ya......LMAO

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