Journey of one man

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:12 pm

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional..
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her..
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious, that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now and am looking for a girl with big tits. Very Happy

Secretary of Defense Joined: Feb 16, 2007 Posts: 2379

R.O.F.L.

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:01 pm

lol, hopefully not a true story Razz

Master Sergeant (MSG) Joined: Jan 31, 2008 Posts: 214

hahaha priceless

Major General (MG) Joined: Sept 29, 2005 Posts: 1384

so true my friend.........love it

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:50 pm

Wow, havent had many good girls! That is Funny!

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:44 pm

not quite all true spas ... thankfully!