Wisdom of Al Bundy

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:03 pm

Now you can enjoy the wisdom of Al Bundy in our Al Bundy quotes block, appearing on the left under the other quotes block...

Al Bundy wrote:

I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable!

Al Bundy wrote:

Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex, but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

Al Bundy wrote:

You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:09 am

oh yeah, i noticed it just before i read this thread, nice i like to read quotes Smile

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:51 am

funny thing was there were about 5 of them that I have heard Jax say almost word for word... Shocked

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:29 am

LOL

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:08 am

lol