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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:21 am Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote Back to top

LOL, the "Reverend" Jesse Jackson was taping an interview and thought the camera was off, but it wasnt... Referring to presidential candidate Obama:

"I want to cut his nuts off"

Funny thing it had to do with faith...

Promote Jesus or thou shall be castrated!
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I heard about that last night on the Allen Colmbs show and I lost it. That was so fucking funny.

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Cut his nuts off? then how will he bang Larry? that would seriously gimp his style


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