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 Command the Company that Changed the Face of History from the THQ website
From the studio that brought you the blockbuster Game of the Year titles Homeworld and Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War comes the next revolution in action strategy. Company of Heroes is a WWII real-time strategy game that brings to life the journey of the brave men of Able Company as they fight across Europe in the greatest war mankind has ever known. From the opening shots of the D-Day invasion of Normandy players will find themselves immersed in a rich single player campaign. Experience the cinematic intensity and the courage and bravery of the heroes that defined a generation, set against the backdrop of the most dynamic battlefield ever seen in a game.
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Essence Engine: Relic's next generation cutting-edge engine provides graphics quality and a physics driven world that is unprecedented in an RTS game.
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Environmental Strategy: Real-time physics and a completely destructible environment guarantee no two battles ever play out in the same way. Destroy anything and re-shape the battlefield in your image! Use buildings and terrain to your advantage, or deny them to the enemy.
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Living Soldiers: Advanced squad AI brings your soldiers to life as they interact with their changing environment, take cover, and execute advanced squad tactics to eliminate all enemy opposition.
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2-8 Player Competition Via LAN or Internet: Go online with friends and join in the ultimate battle of Axis versus Allies.
 Axis and Allies RTS (Real Time Strategy). The game that brought you the KMA (Kiss My Ass) Clan. Developed by Atari and Timegate Studios, and now almost exclusively supported by the community, KMA is here to help you find your way. Your one-stop location for A&A Links, Info, and KMA Axis and Allies Recruiting. See Below for more.....
 At the time of this writing, Atari still has its Axis and Allies site up, http://www.atari.com/axisandallies But If you try to look up the game at Atari it has been removed from their list. Would'nt expect too much help from them regarding Axis and Allies. They do still have a support page that covers basic troubleshooting, etc...
 Timegate Studios still has a site up for Axis and Allies, but as far as support, the official line is "Technical Support and FAQ information for Axis & Allies is provided by Atari. Unfortunately, TimeGate Studios cannot provide direct customer support for this product.". Dont blame them though, it's probably another case of the big company screwing the little guy.
 KMA is a Multi-Gaming Clan, and each division has it's own style and personality. So what is KMA BF2 all about?
- KMA is a close knit group of gamers that just enjoy gaming
- KMA is NOT all about wins, stats or rank
- KMA is a teamwork based group that knows how to play together, and enjoy a game win or lose
- KMA wants anyone and everyone to join us on our TeamSpeak, and enjoy gaming the KMA way
KMA is always looking to expand our ranks with mature players that are team players. We here at KMA do not have alot of rules for our players/members. We demand all players follow the ROE (rules of engagement). No hackers allowed. Respect all clan members. Most important rule, have fun and enjoy gaming at its best. Come join us in the forums to find out more about KMA BF2 division and the Team Speak address. While you are here check out the other games that we host.
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KMA has a more casual approach to Battlefield 2142 these days. In our hayday, the 2142 division was one of the most popular in KMA, and 2142 itself. Had many good times, and our share of hassles, running several knife servers during 2006-2007. Then of course real life steps in - and some of our most dedicated members had to take spend their time on other things. But the guys are all around, or at least still stop by now and then, so you never will know what the future will bring.
 KMA Power Search - Description: Find any Player, Server, Map, or Clan in Real Time, and Join their game! In almost ANY First Person Shooter. Excellent alternative to add-on programs like X-fire, and a great way to find your friends no matter what game they are playing. Find an entire clan by searching their clan tag, such as (KMA) Note: Only finds players, servers, etc, active within the last 5 minutes.
   Minimum Requirements
- Must be at least 15 years of age
- A decent PC, or at least a crappy one that meets the minimum requirements for Axis and Allies.
- Operating System: Windows® 98/SE/Me/2000/XP
- Processor: Pentium® III 1.5 GHz (Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz recommended)
- Memory: 256 MB RAM (384 MB recommended)
- Hard Disk Space: 1.4 GB Free
- CD-ROM Drive: 8x Speed or faster
- GPU: Axis & Allies® is best played on ATI Radeon® Graphics Cards
- DirectX®: DirectX® version 9.0c (included) or higher
- Windows® 98/SE/Me/2000/XP-compatible 64 MB SVGA with hardware T&L; 128 MB SVGA with hardware T&L video card recommended graphics card (graphics card should be compatible with DirectX® version 9.0c or higher)
- Sound: Windows® 98/SE/Me/2000/XP -compatible sound card*
- Modem: ISDN/Cable/DSL modem for Internet play (KMA is not intended for dialup)
- A working Mic/Headset
- Download and installation of Teamspeak
Some RARE exceptions have been made if you don't meet all of these qualifications, and are taken on a case-by-case basis. You can still apply for KMA membership, but please include any problems you have in meeting these requirements. We may be able to help.
 1. How do I Join KMA?
First of all, make sure you meet KMA minimum requirements as detailed above. Also, read and be prepared to follow the Clan Rules (to your right -->) and the Divisions' Code of Conduct (below) Then get or hook up a mic/headset and join our Teamspeak Server (easy log-in on the left) and get to know us for awhile.
 2. Register for our Website
- Register for our Site
- Post in the appropriate recruiting forum (we have several divisions)
- Make sure to include your age, location, languages, in-game name, and whether you have a mic and/or teamspeak.
 3. Contact (KMA)Ice or (KMA)mpp1981
Once you have registered for the site, and made your recruiting post (as directed in step 2 above) wait for a response in the forums or contact the division leaders in-game.
4. If you are accepted
If you are accepted, simply have fun, keep and use your sense of humor, and follow the very basic clan rules
KMA Minimum Requirements
- Must be at least 15 years of age
- A decent PC, or at least a crappy one that meets the minimum requirements for Battlefield 2 and 2142.
- Modem: ISDN/Cable/DSL modem for Internet play (KMA is not intended for dialup)
- A working Mic/Headset
- Download and installation of Teamspeak
Some RARE exceptions have been made if you don't meet all of these qualifications, and are taken on a case-by-case basis. You can still apply for KMA membership, but please include any problems you have in meeting these requirements. We may be able to help.
 KMA is a different clan concept than the others playing Axis and Allies at the present time. It all started late in 2004. I started playing the demo version and I was always getting kicked out of games because i was a noob. Well as time went on I got better and made alot of friends within the clans. One of the other clan members started recruiting players out of my games, and we could never get a game started.
So I added the KMA tag to my name. It was to tell all the other clan members to kiss my ass. Even though people kept trying to recruit me I stayed independent. Then I bought the game and started playing the regular game. I still stuck to my guns and stayed independent. As I started telling people about the reasons for the KMA tag they started adding it to their names. So went the KMA clan. As it stands now we are still a new clan with new concepts. We are not stat whores and in being so we can play who we want, when we want, even if its each other. So in a sense we are still independent. We are just a group of friends who enjoy playing Axis and Allies and we are here for the fun of the game. That is what we bought the damn game for anyways isn't it!!!!!
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KMA is a different clan concept than the others playing Axis and Allies at the present time. It all started late in 2004. I started playing the demo version and I was always getting kicked out of games because i was a noob. Well as time went on I got better and made alot of friends within the clans. One of the other clan members started recruiting players out of my games, and we could never get a game started. So I added the KMA tag to my name. It was to tell all the other clan members to kiss my ass. Even though people kept trying to recruit me I stayed independent. Then I bought the game and started playing the regular game. I still stuck to my guns and stayed independent. As I started telling people about the reasons for the KMA tag they started adding it to their names. So went the KMA clan. As it stands now we are still a new clan with new concepts. We are not stat whores and in being so we can play who we want, when we want, even if its each other. So in a sense we are still independent. We are just a group of friends who enjoy playing Axis and Allies and we are here for the fun of the game. That is what we bought the damn game for anyways isn't it!!!!!
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