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November 22, 2006 08:28 AM EST

KMA Battlefield Recruiting

Recruiting | BF2 |BF2142

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 KMA Minimum Requirements

  • Must be at least 15 years of age
  • A decent PC, or at least a crappy one that meets the minimum requirements for Battlefield 2 and 2142.
  • Modem: ISDN/Cable/DSL modem for Internet play  (KMA is not intended for dialup)
  • A working Mic/Headset
  • Download and installation of Teamspeak

Some RARE exceptions have been made if you don't meet all of these qualifications, and are taken on a case-by-case basis. You can still apply for KMA membership, but please include any problems you have in meeting these requirements. We may be able to help.


 

KMA MEMBERSHIP

 1. How do I Join KMA?
First of all, make sure you meet KMA minimum requirements as detailed above. Also, read and be prepared to follow the Clan Rules (to your right -->)  and the Divisions' Code of Conduct (below) Then get or hook up a mic/headset and join our Teamspeak Server (easy log-in on the left) and get to know us for awhile.

 2. Register for our Website

  • Register for our Site
  • Post in the appropriate recruiting forum (we have several divisions)
  • If you would like to join the BF2 division of KMA please provide the following.

    Your BF2 name.
    Current rank.
    Age, Location, Language(s)
    Who referred you to KMA or who you played with.
    Don't really care what equipment you have.
    Create a new topic requesting membership.


    After posting we will respond to your post (may take 1-2 days). We will then check with the current BF2 members about your request. You will need at least 2 members or one leaders approval to join the clan.

    Looking for team players, not lone wolfs. We take players of all ages and ranks. Only thing that is required to play with us is TS (team speak) and a good attitude. Disrespect any member or leader and you will be banned.

 3. Now you might have to wait a few days
Once you have registered for the site, and made your recruiting post (as directed in step 2 above), the Clan Leaders will put up a private poll and vote yes or no on your application. This may take a few days.... If you skipped step 1 above, we probably wont know who you are and reject your application!

 4. If you are accepted
If you are accepted, simply have fun, keep and use your sense of humor, and follow the very basic clan rules to your right ---->

 If you are NOT accepted
If you are not accepted in KMA it could be for a variety of reasons:

  • We dont know you.... Join our Teamspeak Server, hang-out, get to know us, and re-apply in a couple weeks
  • Not enough of us know you... (once again follow step 1, or ask the one's you know to put in a good word for you)
  • Your a severe Noob.... Your current gameplay is very poor and you need to learn the basics of the game before trying to join a clan. We will try to inform you of this in a polite, but possibly humorous manner.
  • Your reputation precedes you.... For one reason or another, you are not a good fit here at KMA. We will let you know if there is no need to re-apply

 Helpful Links
Here are a variety of links that will help you with this process

Download Teamspeak

Recruiting Forums

Site Registration

KMA CLAN RULES

You must be respectful
No trash talking win or lose (except joking of course, which we do alot of, so be prepared).


We are not stat whores
We resign when we have lost. We take our ass whippin like men!!!! We play anyone.


We play alot of different games, & add new members often... So sometimes,
We may be the underdogs in some of the games we play. We will try to make the games as fair as possible. So don't get discouraged if you are less experienced and asked to sit one out to make room for more experienced KMA players

KMA will accept
Those who can meet KMA minimum requirements above, and make it thru the 4 steps of obtaining KMA membership (<-- to your left)

We dont care
About win percentages. There is a such thing as a good loss! So stay respectful to the less experienced members.

It is your job
As an experienced member to teach the less experienced members. After all, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FUN OF THE GAME!

 Teamspeak
Some simple rules for Teamspeak:

 

  • Clan members are given (R) registered status, which allows them to move other users from channel to channel. Only move someone who wants to be moved.
  • Be courteous to other members while they are in-game. Allow them the ability to communicate on the battlefield
  • Dont start problems within the divisions. See domeone you dont recognize? They may be in another division of KMA. Respect others' right to use our server unless they are looking for trouble. Report troublemakers to an Teamspeak admin (RSA) or report the problem in our clan member only forum. We have a public Teamspeak server and would like to keep it that way.
  • If you need a private room, (R) users are allowed to create one
  • For the most part, use good judgement, be cool, and there wont be any problems

 Must also follow the Divisional Code of Conduct
There will be a few rules specific to each game and division, usually involving gameplay issues. Clan members must also follow the Divisional Code of Conduct for their division (see below)

 Dispute Resolution
Have a problem with another clan member? DO NOT make angry or abusive posts in the forums. This always makes the problem worse. Private message a Clan Leader who can attempt to resolve the issue behind the scenes.

Last of all
If you don't like the rules of the clan don't join. If you do WELCOME!!!!

 KMA Divisional Code of Conduct BF2 & BF2142

The most import things expected of KMA Battlefield 2 and Battlefield 2142 Division Members

  • Absolutely NO use of glitches, exploits, cheats, or unsportsmanlike conduct, in our servers or elsewhere
  • Wear your (KMA) tags with pride, just remember your behavior reflects upon all of us! 


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