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KMA is a different clan concept than the others playing Axis and Allies at the present time. It all started late in 2004. I started playing the demo version and I was always getting kicked out of games because i was a noob. Well as time went on I got better and made alot of friends within the clans. One of the other clan members started recruiting players out of my games, and we could never get a game started.


So I added the KMA tag to my name. It was to tell all the other clan members to kiss my ass. Even though people kept trying to recruit me I stayed independent. Then I bought the game and started playing the regular game. I still stuck to my guns and stayed independent. As I started telling people about the reasons for the KMA tag they started adding it to their names. So went the KMA clan. As it stands now we are still a new clan with new concepts. We are not stat whores and in being so we can play who we want, when we want, even if its each other. So in a sense we are still independent. We are just a group of friends who enjoy playing Axis and Allies and we are here for the fun of the game. That is what we bought the damn game for anyways isn't it!!!!!



 

 KMA Minimum Requirements

  • Must be at least 15 years of age
  • A decent PC, or at least a crappy one that meets the minimum requirements for Company of Heroes 
  • Windows XP
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Intel Pentium 4 (or equivalent) or AMD Athlon XP (or equivalent)
  • RAM: 512 MB
  • Video Card: 64 MB video card with Pixel Shader 1.1
    DirectX(R) 9.0c compatible 16-bit sound card
  • Modem: ISDN/Cable/DSL modem for Internet play  (KMA is not intended for dialup)
  • A working Mic/Headset
  • Download and installation of Teamspeak

Some RARE exceptions have been made if you don't meet all of these qualifications, and are taken on a case-by-case basis. You can still apply for KMA membership, but please include any problems you have in meeting these requirements. We may be able to help. Keep in mind your system and game will run much better with the Recomended Requirements below

  • Windows XP
  • Processor: 3.0 GHz Pentium IV (or equivalent)
  • RAM: 1 GB RAM
  • Video Card: Nvidia GeForce 6800 256 MB
  • DirectX(R) 9.0c compatible 16-bit sound card

KMA MEMBERSHIP

 1. How do I Join KMA?
First of all, make sure you meet KMA minimum requirements as detailed above. Also, read and be prepared to follow the Clan Rules (to your right -->)  and the Divisions' Code of Conduct (below) Then get or hook up a mic/headset and join our Teamspeak Server (easy log-in on the left) and get to know us for awhile.

 2. Register for our Website

  • Register for our Site
  • Post in the appropriate recruiting forum (we have several divisions)
  • Make sure to include your age, location, languages, in-game name, and whether you have a mic and/or teamspeak.

 3. Now you might have to wait a few days
Once you have registered for the site, and made your recruiting post (as directed in step 2 above). Wait for an answer or contact a Division Leader/Founder

 4. If you are accepted
If you are accepted, simply have fun, keep and use your sense of humor, and follow the very basic clan rules to your right ---->

 If you are NOT accepted
If you are not accepted in KMA it could be for a variety of reasons:

  • We dont know you.... Join our Teamspeak Server, hang-out, get to know us, and re-apply in a couple weeks
  • Not enough of us know you... (once again follow step 1, or ask the one's you know to put in a good word for you)
  • Your a severe Noob.... Your current gameplay is very poor and you need to learn the basics of the game before trying to join a clan. We will try to inform you of this in a polite, but possibly humorous manner.
  • Your reputation precedes you.... For one reason or another, you are not a good fit here at KMA. We will let you know if there is no need to re-apply

 Helpful Links
Here are a variety of links that will help you with this process

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Recruiting Forums

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KMA CLAN RULES

You must be respectful
No trash talking win or lose (except joking of course, which we do alot of, so be prepared).


We are not stat whores
We resign when we have lost. We take our ass whippin like men!!!! We play anyone.


We play alot of different games, & add new members often... So sometimes,
We may be the underdogs in some of the games we play. We will try to make the games as fair as possible. So don't get discouraged if you are less experienced and asked to sit one out to make room for more experienced KMA players

KMA will accept
Those who can meet KMA minimum requirements above, and make it thru the 4 steps of obtaining KMA membership (<-- to your left)

We dont care
About win percentages. There is a such thing as a good loss! So stay respectful to the less experienced members.

It is your job
As an experienced member to teach the less experienced members. After all, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FUN OF THE GAME!

 Teamspeak
Some simple rules for Teamspeak:

 

  • Clan members are given (R) registered status, which allows them to move other users from channel to channel. Only move someone who wants to be moved.
  • Be courteous to other members while they are in-game. Allow them the ability to communicate on the battlefield
  • Dont start problems within the divisions. See domeone you dont recognize? They may be in another division of KMA. Respect others' right to use our server unless they are looking for trouble. Report troublemakers to an Teamspeak admin (RSA) or report the problem in our clan member only forum. We have a public Teamspeak server and would like to keep it that way.
  • If you need a private room, (R) users are allowed to create one
  • For the most part, use good judgement, be cool, and there wont be any problems

 Must also follow the Divisional Code of Conduct
There will be a few rules specific to each game and division, usually involving gameplay issues. Clan members must also follow the Divisional Code of Conduct for their division (see below)

 Dispute Resolution
Have a problem with another clan member? DO NOT make angry or abusive posts in the forums. This always makes the problem worse. Private message a Division Leader or Founder, who can attempt to resolve the issue behind the scenes..

Last of all
If you don't like the rules of the clan don't join. If you do WELCOME!!!!

 KMA Divisional Code of Conduct Company of Heroes

A Few things that are expected of KMA Company of Heroes Division Members

  • Refrain from SPAMMING text messages either IN GAME or in the LOBBY
  • Kicking Players: If someone on the other team lags out, wait for a while, and give the other team a chance to kick the player first. Text message your opponents to see what is going on. Only kick players from the game as a last resort.
  • Smurfing is not a problem, as long as you dont try to gain an unfair advantage against someone (i.e. spying on Teamspeak, cheating, etc)



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