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Axis and Allies RTS
In Axis & Allies: RTS, players will relive and experience the most epic struggle in the history of mankind, World War II. Players will be able to direct the military and economic destiny of any one of the world's most powerful countries - United States, England, Germany, The Soviet Union or Japan.
 
Confronted with the strategic and tactical situations experienced by the top generals and national leaders of the period, players will have to make critical decisions that determine the fate and the destiny of the world.
A&A Minimum Requirements
 Windows® 98/SE/Me/2000/XP
 Pentium® III 1.5 GHz
 256 MB RAM (384 MB recommended)
 1.4 GB Free
 Axis & Allies® is best played on ATI Radeon®
 Windows® 98/SE/Me/2000/XP compatible sound card
Great Britain Special Units and Regiments
  • Flame Tank - This modified M4 Sherman is capable of spitting out flames at its target at very short range.
  • Heavy Infantry Regiment - A regiment of heavy infantry is equipped with more heavy weapons than a standard infantry regiment.
  • SAS Commandos - These are highly trained, commando regiments that work for the department of Special Air Services (SAS). They are effective at making quick strikes to vulnerable targets behind enemy lines.
Germany Special Units and Regiments
  • Goliath B1 - Experimentation with remote-controlled weapons has lead to the development of the Goliath B1. The Goliath is essentially a mobile bomb, capable of destroying vehicles and bunkers.
  • King Tiger - A regiment of King Tigers consume more resources than any other regiment in the game, but they outclass all others.
Japan Special Units and Regiments
  • Banzai Infantry - Banzai Infantry are capable of performing powerful suicide attacks.
  • Commandos - Japanese soldiers have honed their sniping skills in the dense pacific jungles. Commandos are known for their brutal hit-and-run tactics against enemy infantry.
  • Tankette - Although Japan isn’t capable of building Heavy Tank regiments, they can research and build Tankettes. These tanks might not pack a mighty punch, but they are cheaper than other tank regiments.
Russia Special Units and Regiments
  • Conscript - Conscripts are similar to Infantry, except that they’re cheaper to build, consume fewer resources, and don’t possess grenade attacks.
  • Rocket Truck - Rocket Trucks can rapidly fire multiple rockets at a target, but require a long reload time.
  • Snipers - A good Russian sniper will take out an enemy soldier with a single shot. Snipers excel at tearing apart enemy infantry.
USA Special Units and Regiments
  • Assault Infantry - Assault infantry are armed with rifle grenades, making them more effective against hardened targets than regular infantry.
  • Flamethrower Infantry - Flamethrower units must get fairly close to their targets in order to effectively use their weapons. They deal much more damage than normal infantry units, and reduce target morale.
  • Marines - Marines are resilient combatants deployed from American battleships.

 

JaxSaints
JaxSaints with Hugh at the Playboy Mansion 2005
JaxSaints circa 1983
JaxSaints circa 2009

 
A Message From JaxSaints

KMA is a different clan concept than the others playing Axis and Allies. It all started late in 2004. I started playing the demo version and I was always getting kicked out of games because I was a noob. Well as time went on, I got better, and made alot of friends within the clans.

One of the other clan members started recruiting players out of my games, and we could never get a game started. So I added the KMA tag to my name. It was to tell all the other clan members to kiss my ass

Even though people kept trying to recruit me I stayed independent. Then I bought the game and started playing the regular game. I still stuck to my guns and stayed independent. As I started telling people about the reasons for the KMA tag they started adding it to their names. So went the KMA clan. As it stands now we are still a new clan with new concepts. We are not stat whores and in being so we can play who we want, when we want, even if its each other. So in a sense we are still independent. We are just a group of friends who enjoy playing Axis and Allies and we are here for the fun of the game.

That is what we bought the damn game for anyways isn't it!!!!!

 

(KMA) Axis and Allies Recruiting (Quick Version)
1. Get Teamspeak and a Mic/Headset
2. Register for our site and contact us for Teamspeak info
3. Get to know us
4. Find the forum for the game you play and post in the recruiting section.
(if it is locked we are not currently recruiting)
Make sure to tell us Your Age, Your Location, & Spoken Language(s)
 
 Axis and Allies Recruiting (Full Version) 
 

 

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(KMA) Division Leaders

Each game has it's own division here at KMA, and is run independently with it's own founder and leaders.


 Axis and Allies Division Leaders
 

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Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator v1

Yes for all you Axis and Allies Fans we have dug up the Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator v1. Been awhile since it was released, and of course there is no patch/update (you should be used to that), but couldnt bear to leave it lost in the archives of the old KMA site.

Cant afford the $20 for the game? No prob! Now you too can enjoy the realistic experience of
Axis and Allies Multiplayer Action!

When I'm not on the Tennis court, I love to login to www.kma-clan.com on my mobile PDA. It cant run the normal Axis and Allies, but it runs KMA's Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator v1 just great! You dont even need a Gamepsy acct!

 

 I met alot of cool guys playing Axis and Allies, especially the KMA clan. Sometimes I have too many yahoo personals and chat windows open t the real Axis and Allies! But the Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator v1  is always there for me! Thanks KMA! P.S. Call me Gunship I miss you

 

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(KMA) SuBlime [*]
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KMA lost a dear friend, brother, and clan leader, as Shane Campbell aka (KMA)Sublime, passed away January 20th 2007. We will always remember and cherish his wonderful personality, great sense of humor, love of music, and courage. Many members still honor him by adding [*] to their in-game name.
 
  (KMA)Sublime Memorial Thread 

 

 

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Axis and Allies Tournaments
KMA has sponsored a couple of Axis and Allies tournaments in it's day, including the:
 
 Good, Bad, and the Ugly 1v1 (2005)
 
 The Quest for Gold 2v2 (2008)
 
Look for more tournaments in the future!
 
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Axis and Allies Tournaments - KMA Clan

 

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