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  Gaming: StarCraft 2: Wings of Liberty – Patch 1.1.2

Posted by enzytebob on Friday, October 15, 2010 @ 18:40:00 EDT (1185 reads)
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty patch 1.1.2 is now live! This patch features adjustments to protoss, terran, and zerg balance and several bug fixes. Be sure to check out the full patch notes below to learn all about the latest changes.

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  Gaming: Pick up your copy of R.U.S.E.

Posted by enzytebob on Friday, October 15, 2010 @ 18:27:22 EDT (1187 reads)
The day we have all been waiting for is finally here! R.U.S.E. is now available! You can pick up your copy of R.U.S.E. today on PC, Xbox 360, or PS3. If you still haven't had the chance to try this game out, don't worry the demo is also available for download on Steam!
BUY NOW

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  Gaming: New Axis and Allies Section

Posted by enzytebob on Friday, January 16, 2009 @ 21:03:33 EST (3343 reads)
Axis and Allies RTS

Well our old A&A section had grown old and tired so it has been replaced by a brand-spankin' new A&A Section
KMA Axis and Allies RTS Main Page
 Axis and Allies http://www.kma-clan.com/axis-allies-rts-pc-game.html
Check out the dynamic slideshows on "Tips to Help avoid Pausing the Game" and "KMA Random Quotes" with the use of the

KMA Axis and Allies RTS Screenshots
 Axis and Allies http://www.kma-clan.com/axis-allies-rts-pc-game-screenshots.html
Check out the dynamic slideshow of 32 high-quality screenshots

KMA Axis and Allies RTS Recruiting
 Axis and Allies http://www.kma-clan.com/axis-allies-rts-pc-game-kma-recruiting.html
Cleaned up and simplified recruiting and Clan Rules

KMA Axis and Allies RTS Leaders
 Axis and Allies http://www.kma-clan.com/axis-allies-rts-pc-game-kma-leaders.html
Custom-coded A&A Leaders page that shows dynamic info on clan leaders, such as last visit, reg date, recent posts, etc.

KMA Axis and Allies RTS "Quest for Gold" 2v2 Tournament
 Axis and Allies http://www.kma-clan.com/axis-allies-rts-pc-game-2v2-tournament-polish-hussars-2008.html
View Results and Download films from our "The Quest for Gold" 2v2 Tournament of March 29th, 2008
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KMA Axis and Allies RTS "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" 1v1 Tournament
 Axis and Allies http://www.kma-clan.com/axis-allies-rts-pc-game-1v1-tournament-goodfella-2005.html
View Results and Download films from our "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" 1v1 Tournament of October 14th, 2005
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  Gaming: OwN 1v1 Tournament January 25th, 8:00 P.M.

Posted by enzytebob on Wednesday, January 14, 2009 @ 22:42:53 EST (2657 reads)

LaMo_CaRwAsH wrote:
Date of tourney: January 25th, 8:00 P.M. east coast USA time (5:00 P.M. west coast USA time)

Last day to sign up for Tourney: January 20th

map: 384x384, Germany, all sliders in middle except for water which will be all the way to the left. default starting money and experience.

some rules: NO MORALE HACK, if u use the morale hack u will be kicked from the tourney. If you crash then the opponent gets the win unless it's blatantly obvious that it was unintentional (ex: before any action starts or when ur winning), in which case there will be a rematch. If u crash again the win goes to the opponent regardless of the situation. Save the films of your games in case there is a dispute over who won. Report your wins/losses to me/super. We might be in a game so just chillax for a bit until we come out. It will be a matching gens tourney, the gens will be posted after the 20th along with the bracket.

Depending on the number of players that sign up the tourney may or may not be a double elimination tourney.

Well this is all the stuff i could think of. post questions cuz i half-assed this pretty badly and i know i left something out.

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  Gaming: GTA4 - Grand Theft Auto 4 released for PC

Posted by enzytebob on Sunday, December 07, 2008 @ 20:40:54 EST (2024 reads)
The wait is over, as Grand Theft Auto 4 for the PC was released December 2, 2008. In only a matter of days there has been a large number of gamers that have experienced many bugs, including poor frame rates, short draw distances, crashes, and missing textures; even on powerful gaming machines. Excitement over new multiplayer features exclusive to the PC, turned to disappointment with connection issues and the forced start of the "Rockstar Social Club" everytime you load windows... The included SecuROM copy protection has also been known to cause problems for some users, to the point where a class-action lawsuit has been filed for it's use in previous PC titles such as "Spore".
 
Many have scoffed at Rockstar's responses to the high volume of bugs, passing many of the problems off on graphics driver issues, or even suggesting:
 
"Most users using current PC hardware as of December 2008 are advised to use medium graphics settings. Higher settings are provided for future generations of PCs with higher specifications than are currently widely available."Rockstar's tech support
 
Potential buyers may want to take a wait and see approach with GTA4, as it's true value as a console-to-pc port will be determined by how well Rockstar is willing to patch the game.

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