16 Team Single-Elimination[*] Assigned Countries/Maps With 1 Bomb per Team

Tournament Completed in One Day Detailed Rules, Settings, and Info 2v2.kma-clan.com

_{Jay Mohr FOXSports.com}

This past year my wife and I were dosed at a restaurant. By "dosed" I mean we were drugged. It was a Mexican restaurant that I won't name — but it rhymes with Tel Jurrito. Judging by the way the parking lot of the restaurant was breathing; we both guessed that it was LSD. We both initially panicked. We went home for safety. My wife had a tough time riding it out.

I played Madden and it saved my life.
Neither my wife nor I do drugs. Neither one of us knew what an acid trip was like, but on that afternoon in the San Fernando Valley, we found out in a hurry. It started shortly after we paid our bill and tipped 20 percent (always!). We both started to sweat and get nervous. My wife kept asking me if I thought it was hot in the restaurant, I told her yes and then started wondering, "How does she know that it's hot in the restaurant?!"

I excused myself and went to the bathroom. Forty minutes later my wife stuck her head in the men's room and asked me if I was okay. Considering I was just sitting on the toilet, fully clothed, taking my pulse over and over again, I quickly surmised that I was not okay.
 
We decided to go to the store on the way home and get something to drink. My wife grabbed a few bottles of Coke Zero and I grabbed a two-liter bottle of Sunkist. I held it toward the heavens and exclaimed, "Look how ORANGE this is!" Mrs. Mohr said, "I don't like it, it's hurting my eyes!" When I yelled back, "I want to swim in it!" we froze, looked each other in the eye and realized we needed to get home as quickly as possible.

Not being able to tell the difference between taillights and red lights, I stopped for them both. Three hours into what was normally a 10-minute trip, we pulled into our driveway. My bride decided to crawl into bed and try and read a book.

I broke out the Madden '07.

I have always heard people who have done a lot of LSD say that you have to "ride the snake" and "don't let the snake ride you." I rode the snake all the way to The Meadowlands where I was the Jets playing at home against the Chiefs. It was a beautiful day for football. I was tripping my face off and the temperature was 52 degrees.

As Mike Nugent launched the opening kickoff towards Dante Hall, my wife shouted from the bedroom, "Honey, how do you feel?" My answer was, "GREAT!" And I was. The Chiefs wore red and white and the Jets wore white and green. Shaun Ellis wore number 92 and Kerry Rhodes wore number 25. Just like in real life.

A half hour later, I heard from the bedroom, "I am still kind of freaking out!" Not me. I was fine. Four hours into my first acid trip and I had found a safe place ... the Jets' huddle. Everything in this virtual world was just as I desperately needed it.

Chad Pennington wore No. 10 and Laveranues Coles caught anything that was near him. All the plays in the playbook were the same as when I wasn't tripping and all the players were just how I remembered them. Adrian Jones was useless for pass blocking. Tight ends worked wonderfully for me in the red zone. And the Chiefs couldn't stop the run against a Pop Warner team.
 
Pennington still had a weak arm and after he threw an interception I slammed my head set down on the ground and began screaming at the assistant coaches around me. As I started to ask Chad what the hell he was thinking, my wife hollered from the other room, 'Honey who are you yelling at?' I didn't really have an answer for her ... I meekly replied, "my coaches" and stared down at my fingers. Then I had a revelation! When you play Madden, your fingers are your coaches! Wow, was I HIGH!

For the love of God, please go out and buy your Madden '08 Tuesday. It might save your life. You never know when you might get slipped a mickey and find yourself listening to the Black Crowes, white knuckling a 55-yard field goal attempt as the walls of your house melt around you. I am going to get my Madden tomorrow and I'm suddenly craving enchiladas.

EA SPORTS, "Madden. Ride the snake."

Best of lucky, Jay Mohr

_{from http://battlefieldbadcompany.com/}
Currently announced features of Battlefield: Bad Company

• Will be release on Xbox 360 and PS3
• Release for PC and PSP rumored so far
• Singleplayer Campaign with storyline
• Set a bit into the future (not far)
• 90% destructible environments
• Uses the "Frostbite" engine by DICE
• Multiplayer for up to 24 players

PUBLISHER: Electronic Arts
DEVELOPER: Digital Illusions
GENRE(S): First-Person Shooter
PLAYERS: Multi
ESRB RATING: RP (Rating Pending)
RELEASE DATE: Unknown (Q3 / Q4 2007)

Catch the Trailer at YouTube (click here)

_{^{From RelicNews}}
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts allows players to fight as the tenacious British 2nd Army during the heroic World War II liberation of Caen, France, and command the German Panzer Elite as they struggle to repel the largest airborne invasion in history. Players can battle online in exciting new multiplayer modes with these two all-new armies and utilize full compatibility with the original Company of Heroes(TM) for a total of four playable armies.

"Company of Heroes smashed preconceptions of what an RTS game could and should be, earning dozens of industry awards and the highest review score average of any RTS title in the last decade," said Bob Aniello, senior vice president of worldwide marketing, THQ. "Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts is an epic new chapter in this series, and we are excited to bring this top-tier cinematic RTS to consumers worldwide."

"In Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts players will experience fast-paced dynamic tactics like never before, in two of the most brutal World War II campaigns ever fought," said Tarrnie Williams, general manager, Relic Entertainment. "With two intensely cinematic campaigns, significant upgrades to the Essence Engine, mission persistence, improved vehicle AI and weather effects that directly impact the battlefield, we're delivering yet again on our commitment to leading the way in strategic gaming with the best, most innovative titles available."

Due To Growth Of Clan And Response To The Way KMA Runs Their Servers We Have Expanded From 16 Player Slice And Dice To KMA 32 player Knife Only Club Inferno. This Is Special Server Fo Real Knifers Who Play Fair Without Hacks Cheats And Other Aimbot And Other Lame Type Behavior. We Are And Will Continue To Be The Knife Server Of The Entire 2142 Gaming Community. Hackers And Defib Noobs Dont Even Bother Coming We Will Catch And Ban You. Playa Haters Go Ahead And Report My Server Do Whatever You Think Is Best . If you Need Aimbot Hacks And Cheats Play Amongst Each Other In Your Servers. You Cheaters Are Not Welcome Here. KMA Is Recruiting Very Selectivley .You Dont Like The Way We Run Shit Here , Well Then Kiss My Ass. (KMA)

Well couldnt let the old Clantoolz site expire without grabbing at least one more thing for our archives... All the info and results of our Axis and Allies 1v1 Tournament held in Sept-Oct of 2005. Including the tournament homepage, results from the first round and finals, as well as for the first time ever available to the public, 7 winning game films from tourney champion Goodfella. Not only was Goodfella the only player to go 5-0 in the first round, he swept thru the finals as well. Including defeating the #1 seed three times. We dug thru our archives and found seven of those films for your viewing and educational pleasure. Pay particular attention to the technique he used to rout enemy units!

KMA Remote Power Search 
Description: Find any Player, Server, Map, or Clan in Real Time, and Join their game! In almost ANY First Person Shooter. Excellent alternative to add-on programs like X-fire, and a great way to find your friends no matter what game they are playing. Find an entire clan by searching their clan tag, such as (KMA) Note: Only finds players, servers, etc, active within the last 5 minutes.

Yes for all you Axis and Allies Fans we have dug up the Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator v1. Been awhile since it was released, and of course there is no patch/update (you should be used to that), but couldnt bear to leave it lost in the archives of the old KMA site.

Cant afford the $20 for the game? No prob! Now you too can enjoy the realistic experience of
Axis and Allies Multiplayer Action!

When I'm not on the Tennis court, I love to login to www.kma-clan.com on my mobile PDA. It cant run the normal Axis and Allies, but it runs KMA's Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator v1 just great! You dont even need a Gamepsy acct!

 

 I met alot of cool guys playing Axis and Allies, especially the KMA clan. Sometimes I have too many yahoo personals and chat windows open t the real Axis and Allies! But the Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator v1  is always there for me! Thanks KMA! P.S. Call me Gunship I miss you

 

Launch the Axis and Allies Multiplayer Simulator!

At SpikeTV's 4th annual Video Game Awards, Company of Heroes managed to pull down 2 major awards. PC game of the Year, and Best Military Game. Got edged out by The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for game of the year, probably because that title is also available on the xbox.

To see all this years winners, click here