Four Tips to Help avoid Pausing the Game, brought to you by KMA

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1. I gotta retreat Sarge!
No one wants to wait for you to run to the bathroom. So grab an old milk gallon and put it under your desk for emergencies. It is recommended that you empty daily (don't spill), and that female gamers enlarge the opening of the container
 
2. Lock down the perimeter
Whether it's the door to your room, or the front door of your house, get an attack dog and chain him to the doorknob on the other side of the door. The local animal shelter is a great resource, just pick the big nervous looking one. Make sure to feed with raw beef
 
3. Communications are down Sir...
Grab your local phone book and find someone important, then setup your call-forwarding to call them. No interuptions and your friends will think you are a big shot.
 
4 Get your supply up!
Got a Vice? Whether it be Cigs, Doritos, Beer, Jack, Candy, or whatever, make sure to get ample supply before the game begins.